Difficulty:

Very Hard

Time Spent:

10 Hours or Less

The Bottom Line:

"Waste of time"

The title is true i do want 2 escape this **** game. wel th story is god awful at best you play as sum metrosexual college kid named Ray, the only fact that i no he isn't gay is that he likes this girl named michelle so much that he lets th **** take him an the dick named mike 2 bug island where fr sum reason there are giant insects that sound terrible. this game should be easy as hell. But it isn't cause of the lighting IT"S PITCH BLACK! games should at least give you better lighting but no all it gives you is a terrible flashlight which does NOTHING to improve your lighting. I didn't make it past like th 3rd level an i got sick an tired of it, The hardest part for me was to actually care cause i gave this game an honest chance as a so bad it's good like ed wood but no this is jus god awful an is a sin in gaming. If there was a coherent story like sum VOICE ACTING there would be hope but all ther is is text boxes if iwanted 2 read i'd read but i want 2 be entertained. Overall, STAY AS FAR AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE FROM THIS GAME. an if u do see it jus walk away i saw it fr $15 an i thought it was a sik joke how any1 would even pay that much fr this I saw no more heroes fr th same used an thats a wayy better deal fr one of th wiis best games (NMH) an this game is't even worth ONE PENNY overall -10 out of 10