Welcome to GameSpotting, where gamers come to get down, get out their seats, and jump around. This week, our editors would like to send word to your moms, as they have come to drop bombs, and they've got opinions like the Bible's got psalms. So, if you've got the feeling, then jump across the ceiling, and along the way, feel free to visit our Community to discuss your thoughts on this week's many topics. Just, please, don't try to play us out as if our name was Sega.

The Dating Game
Greg Kasavin/Executive Editor
"One of the major reasons a small percentage of games are responsible for a majority of sales is that those are the games that were released precisely when they were supposed to."

Rainbow Road
Avery Score/Games Editor, Mobile
"Video games have oft been criticized for their violent or sexual content, but rarely for their inclusion of homosexual innuendo."

Rap Jam: Vol. 2
Jeff Gerstmann/Senior Editor
"The 'Vol. One' on the end of the original implied a sequel...but it never came. It's about time we, as a society, fixed that."

Games My Skinny 13-Year-Old Sister Can't Even Play
Kurt Collins/Wireless Research Analyst
"Who am I to argue with our audience? Mobile games must be terrible since everyone but me is in agreement. After all, I'm always wrong."

More Special
Bethany Massimilla/Community Manager
"I think we're ready to move beyond getting a small poster with a preorder."

A Good Price for a Bad Game?
Greg Mueller/Intern
"I'm always up for a sale, since I don't have a lot of disposable income to put toward gaming, but cheap garbage is still garbage, and I don't need any more of that."

A Welcome Delay
Jason Ocampo/Associate Editor
"Ubisoft deserves kudos for making the correct decision, as tough as it probably was."

In the Year 2084, Video Games Are the President
Xi/Future Gamer
Whether you're a half-alien cyborg from the year 2084, or just a regular present-day gamer, everyone's perspective on the world of games is relevant--though the future-man's will probably be way more awesome. But, hey, why not submit a GuestSpotting column anyway?