Mario Year 1337 Paper Window

Mario: Huh, so it a seems that two groups are a fighting here. You know what that means...
Koopious: I don'ts know!
Mario: It a means we decide whether to join the Quicksand Beetles, the Sinkhole Beetles, or create a neutral a third party.
Psych Toad: I've been reading my copy of SSOoGP, and this is utter copyright. Mario, you're going to jail.
Mario: ?
Psych Toad: Explain Mr. L!
Mario: WHA-? MR. L IS HERE?
Mr. L: Actually the L stands for Lawyer.
Mario: *facepalm*
Mr. L: Anyway, I found that doing the "decide which side to go to" thing has been done already, and a Mr. Luigi4President has copyrighted the story. Thus, you Mario, are going to jail.
Koopious: ....what is this bloke talkin' bout Mario?
Mr. L: So I'm going to change this story in a different direction for you.
Mario: ...okay?
Mr. L: And.... we need something to make this spoof funny for this scene, so I'm going to reproduce my favorite scene from The Thousand Year Door.
Sarcastic Guy: This should be good.
Mr. L: Here goes... "I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!"
Mario Co.2:
Koopious: Eh, sorry laddy, but I can't loves you.
Mr. L: That was from the "Pianta Ring Scene" and I hoped you enjoyed it. *leaves*
Mario: How did that change the direction of the a story?
Yosef: I have a though Gorgonzola. Why don't we follow that lawyer guy out of here?
Mario: Er, good idea! *to himself* Stupid infant is smarter than me!
Yosef *to himself* I'm a child genius.
Fashine: *to herself* I don't get as many lines as I should.
Sarcastic Guy: *to himself* Asterisks.
Mario Co.2 and Koopious head out of the Quicksand Caves and find... the ruins! Nice to be right there huh?
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Johnman65 posted...

Yep. They did.

Topic creator? Since I came here, everything has been changing! New boxes too!
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The Ruins

Koopious: Hear we are lads! The rhuins are right here.

Inside the Ruins

Sarcastic Guy: We needed another narration just to enter them?
Fashine: Whatever works best for the narrator.
That's right. I'm the president around here!
Sarcastic Guy: Oh I get it. Like Luigi4President right? Not funny.
I hope you're being sarcastic.
Sarcastic Guy: Well actually-
I won't let you finish that sentence.
Mario: Anyhoo, we should be able to find the whatever in these a ruins right?
Psych Toad: I'd assume so.
Wizzette: This really is a short chapter!
Yosef: Aw, I was hoping my first full chapter would be longer...
Filbert: Not a problem. Gives us time to get some food.
Booz: Or a drink *chugs*
Mario: To lazy to add what you're drinking?
Booz: Not lazy, just too busy drinking.
Koopious: Wel lassies, I think we shoud head into the chambahs. We miht find your whatavar!
Wizzette: Well let's see if it's in there!

Inside the Chamber inside the Ruins

Sarcastic Guy: More unnessecary narrations!
Psych Toad: I sense the whatever up ahead.
Mario: You can?! How?
Psych Toad: Using my psychic powers!
Mario: You're pretty messed up for a therapist.
Koopious: Stop arguein' lads! I think the toad is riht!
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If anyone is wondering, I plan to take the chapter in this direction:

I plan to do the same as TTYD chapter four by having Mario's partners ditch him for a doppleganger. I think it would be hilarious to do, and Mario could use some alone time anyway! So what do you say? Can I continue with this?
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Johnman65 posted...

Luigi4President posted...

I plan to do the same as TTYD chapter four by having Mario's partners ditch him for a doppleganger. I think it would be hilarious to do, and Mario could use some alone time anyway! So what do you say? Can I continue with this?

Go for it. Can I be in charge of the doppleganger?

Seems all right as long as it's not Dark Mario or any other Mario rehash we already have.
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@Johnnyman: I kind of would like to do the battle though. And it won't be the chapter boss.
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OK! Let's a go! I'm putting my vote for Antit'ssoobviousi'mafakeMario
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So Jonathanman: Introduce that new character, but can I do the battle if you please?
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I have my own idea... MWHAHAHA!
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BATTLE!

Mario HP 55/55 Yosef HP 25/25 VS Obviously Fake Mario HP 55/55 Filbert HP 25/25

Koopious: Eh, what's gonning on hear?
Mario and Mario: FAKER!
Mario: You're the fake around here!
Mario: Faker? HA! You don't even deserve to be called my faker!
Mario: I'll make you eat those words!
Oh sorry, I was playing Sonic Adventure 2, let's battle now...

BATTLE!

Yosef: Yo bro, we already did that!
Anyway...

Mario uses Jump! The other Mario does the same thing!
Yosef uses Ground Pound! Filbert does the same thing!
Yosef: What the heck Filbert?
Filbert: You stupid yoshi, this Mario is the real one!
Fashine: Liar!
Psych Toad: He's tearing us apart guys!
Wizzette: But which one is tearing us?
Booz: Whichever one doesn't give me beer is the bad one!
Mario: Here you go! *tosses beer*
Mario: Here you go! *tosses beer*
Mario: Here you go! *tosses beer*
Psych Toad: What's with the third one?
Oh sorry, that was me. I was trying to fit in with them...
Mario: No matter!
Mario: No matter!
Mario: Stop copying me!
Fashine: Stop that narrator!
Sorry!
Mario uses Hammer! The other Mario does the same thing!
Yosef uses Gulp! Yosef eats Filbert! Filbert does the same thing!
Sarcastic Guy: Eating inception!
This continues until...

Mario HP 1/55 Yosef HP 1/25 VS Obviously Fake Mario HP 1/55 Filbert HP 1/25

Mario: Hi-yah!
Mario: Hi-yah!
The Marios' attack each other with their hammers!
Both Marios are defeated!
Mario: Nooo!
Mario: Nooo!
Psych Toad: Well I guess they might still make it...?
Sarcastic Guy: I doubt it. They're both dead for sure.
Fashine: Well what about the whatevers?
Wizzette: We still have to save the world no matter what. Let's take the whatevers with us and save the world ourselves.
Booz: As long as we get some beer first, I'm okay with that.
Yosef: *sniff* Mario...
Filbert: Hard to get upset when you don't know which Mario is which.
Koopious: Eh, tis unfortunate. Oh wells lads. I'll catch up latar.
Mario's partners leave and Koopious takes a nap.
Koopious: Zzzzzzzzzz....
Mario: .....
Mario: !
Mario: ...
Mario: Hehe...
Koopious: Zzzzzzzzz....
Mario: ...
The awake Mario leaves the ruins and leaves the sleeping Mario there.
Mario: ...
Mario: ...

Mario's Dream...

Eldstar: Hello Mario.
Mario: Oh please no.
Eldstar: So you're dealing with a dopplerganger?
Mario: ...I guess so?
Eldstar: Well no matter. I will grant you a gift so you can tell apart yourselves. *grants gift*
Mario: What is it?
Eldstar: It's a Mario-Finder! It's super healpful!
Mario: Not really. Can I go back now?
Eldstar: Fine...
Mario: Yay!

The Ruins

Mario: !
Koopious: Zzzzzz- Eh?
Mario: Koopious! You're still here! And where is the a other Mario?
Koopious: Huh, I gaess he left. Are yah the reel Mario?
Mario: I am!
Koopious: Good nough for me.
Mario: Do you mind helping me until I find the other guy and get my friends back?
Koopious: Eh, sure thing!

Koopious joined Mario's party (at least until Mario gets his partners back)! Koopious is a Scottish koopa who wears a kilt and a really cool Scottish hat! He can use Shell Toss to toss a shell at an enemy, and he can also use Shell Shooter to shoot himself in his shell at an enemy! On the field he can use the bagpipes and be super useful that way!

Mario: Just another generic useless partner right?
Koopious: Prettah much lad.
Mario: Well, let's a go!

And so Mario and Koopious go after the Faker Mario...
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