The One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials

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Yeah, I don't know anymore. Anyhow, I'll be updating soon enough.
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Johnman65 posted...
Ghirahim quote!

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Trial 34: F is for Friends who do stuff together!

Mario: *comes out of pipe* Where are we?
Literal Guy: Sorry, I don't know who We is.
Mario: Who was a that?
Merloopy: Zzzzz......sausage princess..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
Toadbert: By boogity, I think that was Literal Guy!
Mario: Don't tell me that's are next trial...

Meanwhile in Pit 35...

Luigi: Did we just see another Literal Guy?
Literal Guy: I'm right here. *points right here*
Blnat: Huh, I guess this is where the beta versions of characters are kept...
Puppy: I hope we don't see a creepy version of me! Arf!

Back to Team Mario...

Mario: No matter, we'll a figure this out!
Kolorado: H-E-L-L-O. W-E. S-P-E-A-K. E-N-G-L-I-S-H.
Literal Guy: Hello.
Narrator: He's not foreign, he just takes everything literally.
Literal Guy: I do not liter!
Pennington: I shall solve this guy's personality disorder!
Piranhalip: His name kind of gives it away.
Literal Guy: Name gave something away? I didn't think my name could do that...
Roger: Hmm... maybe if we scare him he'll open the next pipe for us!
Blorf: Go try!
Roger: BOOOOOOOOOO!
Literal Guy: Stop booing me!
Roger: Huh, I thought I was scary.
Piranhalip: BOO!
Roger: AAAAAHHHH!
Piranhalip: I'm scarier than this wimp.
Clefto: True that. Piranha scare Clefto. Clefto stop sleeping at night.
Toadbert: I can be scary, by boogity!
Literal Guy: Boogity? Ew.
Bombser: What do we do BOMB.
Literal Guy: Bomb?! There's a bomb?! HELP ME!!!
Narrator used Booming Voice! It shut Literal Guy up!
Narrator: Stop annoying me, I am the almighty narrator!
Here we go again...
Mario: Here we a go again...
Stop copying me.
Literal Guy: Don't copy me please! I have a wife and kids!
Piranhalip: Hey Literal Guy, can you not pull up the next pipe?
Literal Guy: Ok, I promise not to.
Blorf: You just failed us Piranhalip.

GAME OVER

Mario: Well that sucks.
Pennington: Elementary my dear Luigi! We just have to skip this Game Over sign and we'll be in the next pit!
Mario: How do you a know that?
Pennington: Just don't think about it.
Mario: Uh...
Pennington: Keep it a secret to everybody.
Mario: Ok!
Mario Co. go down the next pipe even though they're supposedly in game over. Who needs logic these days?
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Trial 35: U is for Umadbro?

Mario: *comes out of pipe* I'm a mad!
Bombser: BOMB bro.
Mario: I'm a mad bro!
Blorf: That just doesn't sound right when you say it Mario.
Roger: Yeah, you lack the girth to say "youy mad bro" like we can.
Piranhalip: Don't listen to these fools Mario, they know nothing.
Mario: Uhh..... thank a you Piranhalip?
Piranhalip: You're not welcome.
Narrator: An enemy approaches! Command?
Mario used tuxedo! Mario transforms into Mario Bond!
Mario: My name is Bond, Mario Bond.
Narrator: Oops, wrong narration track used! *inserts different narration CD*
Clefto: CD?
Pennington: Classic Destruction?
Piranhalip: Car Dealership?
Blorf: Cleveland District?
Roger: Canadian Devolpment?
Narrator: Compact Disc.
Kolorado: What in blazes is that old bean?
Bombser: If you BOMB don't know that BOMB, you must be really BOMB old.
Kolorado: Not old! I'm............. aged.
Narrator: Anyway, an enemy appoaches! Command?
Mario used College Tution! Mario is now in 40,000 coins of debt! Mario took Medical Study! He became-
Mario: DR. MARIO!
Narrator: -NURSE MARIO!
Mario: *facefloor*
Enemy: Ha! You're a nurse.
Mario: That's a not funny. Nurses provide one of our kingdom's most valuable resources. They make us healthy. They prevent illnesses. They're the front lines of the war against disease and germs. They help us when we're down. They're just as important as doctors in every way, shape, and form. Please don't disgrace the name of the nurse.
Enemy: *cries* *flees*
Clefto: That too easy.
Piranhalip: Wow, you just defeated him with talking! You're the best Mario!
Mario: Thank a you people.
Piranhalip: Heheh. I was lying.
Mario: >_>
Toadbert: By boogity, let's continue to the next trial.
Mario: Let's a go!






















































Merloopy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... *wakes up* Huh? Did they forget to take me? They know I can't walk in my sleep! They know they have to carry me around when i sleep! How dare they! Oh well.... *goes in the next pipe*
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231 posts and I have only 34 trials done plus three luigi sub chapters. I gots to gets this done!
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I said Umadbro to start us off on the "right foot" but I mostly just think of stuff as I go.

Merloopy walking in her sleep was something I always thought about lol
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Trial 36: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all DOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! Even though "anywhere" doesn't even begin with a N. Kind of stupid you know to set up an entire song about something that doesn't even make sense, yet people still enjoy it. Kids these days don't know anything about song writing. They're too busy watching their fancy-schmancy television thingies and listening to their iWatchamacallits. What's with them? I'll tell you something all you crazy kids out there! Get off my lawn! And another *shot*

Toadbert: Enough rambling! Have at you!
Mario: Er.... while the a narrator was talking I already finished the battle. Wasn't that interesting anyway. Just a few random explosions, a few generic magical attacks, and some intergalatic aliens to defeat.
Piranhalip: Sounds fun.
Kolorado: What do we do now old bean?
Mario: We a can-
Merloopy falls on Mario!
Merloopy: Why did you forget me guys?!
Mario: Um.... shouldn't you be asleep?
Merloopy: Zzzzzzzzzz...........
Mario: Gee, she was really mad wasn't she?
Merloopy: *wakes up* *throws crystal ball at Mario*
It misses!
Merloopy throws another crystla ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Mario: *yawns*
Merloopy throws another crystla ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Mario: *sleeps*
Merloopy throws another crystla ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It hits! Nah, just kidding!
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Mario: *wakes up* *goes back to sleep*
Merloopy throws another crystla ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Mario: *snores*
Merloopy throws another crystla ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It misses.
Merloopy throws another crystal ball! It hits! 2 damage!
Mario: OW! HOW COULD YOU?!
Merloopy: You should've been expecting one of them to hit you after- Zzzzz.....
Mario: ...
Merloopy: Zzzzzzzzz....... Bacon strips...... zzzzzzz.......
Clefto: Clefto scared of crazy Merloopy when she awake.
Mario: Oh a well, let's just a continue on!
Mario Co. goes down the next pipe. With Merloopy this time.
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hey! I can't come up with an unique idea for every trial! Sometimes I have to use filler. Just like any game devolper would!
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Lord_Ichmael posted...
I don't mean it was bad, just... unexpected.

Well expect it to get better in the last 10 floors. Esspecially floor 100. Boy are you guys in for a surprise!

EDIT: I can edit now! Level 30! WOO! Party! So happy!
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