The One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials

It will defintely be possible, I even thought that battle was one of my worse ones! Yeah, expect the Trials 50 and 100 to be excellent battles.
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Trial 40: Plot holes are no match for the king!

Mario: *comes out of pipe* Well that was a weird.
Roger: Yep.
Mario: What, no witty comment?
Roger: Witty comment? Who do you think I am, Chuggaaconroy?
Mario: Uh, who?
Roger: Oh sorry. NintendoCapriSun.
Clefto: Runaway Guys no belong in this story!
Bombser: Anyway, BOMB what is our trial today?
Blorf: Well the next pipe is locked... We need a chest!
Kolorado: Old chap, is that it? *points to a chest*
Chest: I've been found! *hides*
Pennington: It's a chest! Just as I suspected!
Piranhalip: You're a little early penguin.
Narrator: Come back here you chest!
Chest: Uh, what do you want from me?
Roger: YOU'RE SOUL!!!!!!!!!
Chest: EEEEEEEK!
Blorf: Er, actually we just want to open you.
Chest: You'll never find my key!
Pennington: I'll interogate this chest!

Interogation Room: 01:34 Hours: Pit 40

Pennington: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BOMB?!
Chest: It's-it's-it's right there! *points at Bombser*
Bombser: BOMB don't change the subject!
Pennington: All right Chesty. Where is your elementary key?
Chest: Chesty?
Pennington: DANG IT CHESTY! WE'RE LOSING PRECIOUS TIME!
Chest: Okay, okay! The key is inside me!
Pennington: Don't mess with me Chesty. WHERE IS THAT KEY?
Chesty: Great, now you got the narrator calling me it.
Pennington: Answer me!
Chesty: It's really inside me!
Pennington: Inside you? YOU ATE THE EVIDENCE?!
Chesty: Well the devolpers kind of messed up with me, that's why I'm in this beta-character pit.
Pennington: Don't bring the devolpers into this! They work very hard!
Chesty: S-s-s-s-s-s-sorry!
Pennington: Don't talk back to me!
Chesty: I can assure you I have no treasure in me.
Pennington: Except the elementary key that we need to unlock the next pipe!
Chesty: I can try and spit it out for you...
Pennington: ...very well.
Chesty spits out the key!
Chesty: I feel sick... I don't like throwing up...
Pennington: Thank you Mr. Chesty. We are done here.
Pennington got the key!

Key joined Pennington's party! Key can use Unlock which will-

Key: You could at least let me introduce myself! My name is Kevin and I hope that-
Mario sticks the Kevin the key in the lock before he can finish.
Kevin: You can't do this to me! *voice fades out*
Clefto: Let's go before Key come back to attack Clefto.
Mario Co. goes down the next pipe!
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Luigi Sub Chapter

Luigi: Wait! I'm not ready to have a sub chapter yet!
Okay, we'll come back in three to four business days.
Luigi: Fine, I'll just not prepare for this sub chapter.
Blnat: I'm not ready yet either! I need to put on my costume!
Puppy: Costume?
Blnat: Yes, I may seem like a small blooper, but I'm actually a goomba in a blooper suit!
Luigi: GASP! Blnat! Why didn't you tell us?
Blnat: You actually believed that? You're so stupid Luigi.
Outcast Ember: Calling each other stupid isn't nice! Now let's get to the bottom of this stupid pit.
Alarmory: ALLARME! C'è un pozzo di fronte a noi!
Luigi: That's not even English anymore...
Pair-a-Koopas: At least he didn't make any grammatical mistakes.
Luigi: Not important right now! What pit are we in Mover?
Mover: My Pit Tourist Guide says we're in the 47th pit.
Luigi: Dang, we're not that far from the 50th!
Literal Guy: 50th? I can assure you that I am not 50. I am only 34 years old.
Luigi: Not what we meant.
Literal Guy: Sorry Mr. President.
Luigi: President?
Literal Guy: Narrator told me to tell you that.
Luigi: ?

Luigi4President's Secret Headquaters

Luigi4President: Yes! Literal Guy succeeded in his mission! Now to make the voters agree...

Back to Luigi

Outcast Ember: Anyway, I say we just continue as fast as we can. There's probably treasure at the bottom of this pit!
Merlog: Hello!
Ignorant Piranhawood: Hello!
Goomba Bros.: Hey.
Eldstar: Shroom cake anyone?
Luigi: Eh, what's going on here?
Mover: Well statistics show that there was a major hole in the plot moments ago! Now everything in here is messed up.
Literal Guy: I'll take that cake. *takes cake*
Pair-a-Koopas: Looks like Literal Guy takes the cake! Get it? Like the saying? Isn't that *shot*
Literal Guy: Oops. *hides gun*
Luigi: This is getting ridiculous. Let's just leave this-
Muffy: I am queen here! You'll follow my rules!
Mrs. Buttersworth: Not if I say anything about it! I was a butter queen than you will ever be!
Puppy: Wat.
Luigi Co. flees while the characters continue to argue.
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Lord_Ichmael posted...

XD Alarmory's getting worse and worse... Btw what did he say there in English? >_> And XD @ your president line...

He said in Italian: "There is a pit coming up ahead" I'm pretty sure.
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wiiowner89 posted...

Just used google translate.

"ALERT! There is a pit in front of us!"

....is what he actually said.

I used Google Translate too, I just forgot what he said lol
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Lord_Ichmael posted...

For what it's worth, Luigi strikes me more as a VP type.

You know I thought it might come to this between us.

EN GARDE!

Er, actually, no. Fighting is not the way of the jedi. Whoops, I meant the ninjas. Dang, I mean the Luigi4President guy. Yeah, he don't fight. Looks bad on his resume. Don't judge. Vote for Luigi. Awkward sentence structure commence!
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Trial 41: Sometimes I forget this is a paper based game

Mario: *comes out of pipe* I'm too a lazy today! That said...

BATTLE!

Pennington Mario HP 50/50 VS Kolorado

Kolorado: WHAAAAAAAAT?
Mario: Don't complain, I'm just a getting in a fight so I can a use Pitfall and continue on.
Kolorado: Oh, okay old bean!
Mario tries Pitfall! It fails because he lacks the GP!
Mario: Drat!
Pennington uses Magnifying Lens Smash on Kolorado. 2 damage!
Kolorado: Ow! What was that for old chap?
Pennington: I must protect Luigi from the evil koopa!
Kolorado: OH IT IS ON!
Kolorado uses Cowardly Scream! A piano falls onto Pennington!

Pennington Piano Mario HP 50/50 VS Kolorado

Mario lacks GP.
Pennington uses Bumpty Ice Breath! Kolorado's shell is frozen!
Kolorado: THE C-C-C-C-C-C-
Roger: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Kolorado: C-C-COLD!
Roger: Oh.
Pennington: Hey you elementary boo!
Roger: Me?
Pennington: Yes you! Help me defeat the koopa!
Roger: Eh, okay.
Kolorado uses Coawrdly Scream! A DeLorean falls onto Pennington!
Piranhalip: Since when were we doing Back to the Future spoofing?
Kolorado: Join me Piranhalip, and you will be rewraded!
Piranhalip: Rewarded with what?
Kolorado: I was lying.
Piranhalip: Some role reversal we got here right?

Roger Pennington Piano Mario HP 50/50 VS Kolorado Piranhalip

Mario lacks the GP!
Roger uses Invis! Pennington is invisble! Or at least Pennington is too elementary to believe that he is invisble.
Pennington: I'm invisible! Take this koopa!
Pennington uses Elemeantary! Get it? Like "elementary" and "mean" in one word, isn't that *shot*
Piranhalip shot Narrator!
Narrator: OW! That is it! I'm joining Team Penguin!
Kolorado: Fine, Clefto is joining Team Kolorado Alpha Squadron.
Piranhalip: Team Kolorado Alpha Squadron? Sounds great.
Clefto: Eh, okay. Clefto fight.

Roger Narrator Pennington Piano Mario HP 50/50 VS Kolorado Piranhalip Clefto

Mario still needs GP. Why he doesn't just focus is beyond my knowledge.
Mario: Duh... *focuses*
Roger uses Boo! Kolorado is scared!
Kolorado: EEEEEEEK!
Roger: You still are scared of me after an entire adventure?
Narrator uses Booming Voice! A piano falls on Piranhalip!
Pennington uses Magnifying Lens Smash! 2 damage to Clefto!
Kolorado uses Cowardly Scream! Roger went deaf! But he doesn't have ears... so yeah, nothing happens.
Piranhalip uses Huricane of Lies! Pennington is confused!
Pennington: ELEMENTARTY?
Roger: What?
Clefto uses Move Tiny Pebble for Mario! A tiny pebble barage hits Narrator!
Clefto: That good for Team Kolorado Alpha Squadron.
Bombser: BOMB I'm bored. I BOMB am joining Team Kolorado BOMB Alpha Squadron!
Toadbert: By boogity this is stupid. I'm out of here. *leaves*
Blorf: I'm joining Team Penguin!

Blorf Roger Narrator Pennington Piano Mario HP 50/50 VS Kolorado Piano Piranhalip Clefto Bombser

Mario uses Focus! Mario can use Pitfall next turn!
Roger uses Invis! Narrator turned white with FEAR!
Narrator: Um... I'm scared?
Blorf uses Mini Blooper Flop on Bombser! Bombser is set to EXPLODE!!!
Narrator uses Booming Voice! A toad falls on Kolorado!
Toad: Oof! Some stupid booming voice scared me and made me fall here!
Kolorado: Go away!
Pennington uses Bumpty Ice Breath! Piranhalip is frozen with FEAR!
Narrator: Why is everything with fear?
Kolorado uses Cowardly Scream! The toad comes back to make him stop screaming!
Piranhalip is too frozen with FEAR to move!
Clefto uses ATTACK! Mario is attacked!
Mario: What the heck Clefto?
Clefto: Clefto attack red plumber.
Bombser EXPLODES!
Mario: AAH! *uses Pitfall in time to escape*
Mario Co. escapes the explosion!
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It's summer now, so I should have more free time. I need some ideas though first!
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Omnucleus posted...

You could have some non-battle "trials". My first thought is something like SMG's "trial" galaxies, or maybe game shows or quizzes! If you already did that, sorry. IDR.

What is IDR?
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