The One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials

Trial 42: By boogity, where did Toadbert go?

Mario: *falls into pit* I'm a glad that's over.
Clefto: Me too.
Roger: Hey, where was Toadbert during that fight?
Piranhalip: He's right in front of you.
Roger: So Toadbert can turn invisible but I can't?
Bombser: I think I BOMB saw him leave while BOMB we were fighting.
Mario: He just left without saying goodbye? What a jerk.
Kolorado: At least we don't have to hear "by boogity" over and over again, old bean.
Blorf: But he was possibly the strongest out of all of us!
Narrator: Great confidence booster.
Pennington: I miss that elementary 3D toad.
Piranhalip: But his personality was very 2D.
Clefto: Now we have two friends missing.
Mario: I a know! We need to finish this pit before all of us are gone!
Goomba: Can you guys stop talking about Toadbert and fight me?
Mario: But you're a goomba. I can ifnish you in like, one second.
Goomba: But I kind of wanted to fight you before I asked to join you.
Roger: That's stupid.
Goomba: At least let me introduce myself. My name you may remember actually...
Mario: What is it?
Goomba: You'll have to catch me first! *jumps down the pipe*
Kolorado: AFTER HIM!
Mario Co. all jump down the pipe to find out that goomba's name. Yes, instead of actually doing something productive, we're chasing goombas. We could have, you know, ended world hunger or something, but no, we have to chase a goomba. I feel sorry for all you people being so bored to actually read this. Don't you have something better to do? Like ending world hunger? Or chasing goombas? Well you know, I don't have to *shot*
Albert Goombington: I had to do something about that annoying narrator. I'll be narrorating now!















Albert Goombington: I'm not good at this. I give up! Stupid narrators...
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Trial 43: More like trial 42 and a half...

Mario: *falls out of pipe* Stop running goomba and tell us who you are!
Goomba: I didn't want to fight until I got into the 100th pit, but oh well... HERE I GO!
The goomba grows a bit, and starts glowing.
Goomba: Say hello to SUPER GOOMSER 2.0!

BATTLE!

Piranhalip Mario HP 50/50 VS Super Goomser HP 60/60

Mario: Super Goomser! Why are you a so bent on trying to defeat me? And why were you trying to a get down to the 100th floor?
Goomser: I'll never tell!
Mario uses Power Bounce! 15 damage total!
Piranhalip uses Huricane of Lies! +7 attack to Super Goomser!
Mario: Dang a it!
Piranhalip: I'm not sorry.
Super Goomser uses Kamikaze Heabonk! 20 damage!

Piranhalip Mario HP 30/50 VS Super Goomser HP 45/60

Mario uses Pitfall!






Trial 44: Two trials in one?

BATTLE!

Piranhalip Mario HP 30/50 VS Super Goomser HP 33/60

Piranhalip uses Chomp! 3 damage!
Piranhalip: Yay!
Super Goomser uses Goombomb Headbonk! 13 damage!

Piranhalip Mario HP 17/50 VS Super Goomser HP 30/60

Mario uses Healium! +15 HP!
Piranhalip uses Huricane of Lies! +50 attack to Super Goomser!
Mario: AHH! Piranhalip, how could you?!
Piranhalip: Yes! It worked!
Super Goomser uses Headbonk! 50 dama-
Mario uses Pitfall!



Trial 45: This is ridiculous

BATTLE!

Mario dodged the attack!

Piranhalip Mario HP 32/50 VS Super Goomser HP 18/60

Mario uses Power Bounce! 15 damage!
Piranhalip uses Chomp! 3 damage!
Super Goomser is defeated!
END BATTLE!

Goomser: Grr... so much... for being the... first goomba...............
Clefto: Clefto glad stupid goomba is gone.
Blorf: And we got to skip some trials!
Kolorado: We should do that more often old bean.
Mario: Well I'm just a glad I won.
Roger: But what did he mean when he said he was trying to get to the 100th pit?
Mario: I don't a know. All I do a know is that Anti-Mario is racing to get there as well.
Narrator: We have to move fast. No more fooling around!
Mario and Co. head down the next pipe...
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Trial 46: The only- *rips through intro*

Luigi: This is my time to shine! Bet you weren't expecting this!
Mover: I can confirm that nobody was expecting you to get any lines.
Puppy: Why are we interupting into trial 46?
Alarmory: ALART! WE REACH THE 100TH FLOOOR!
Outcast Ember: Great, now he's seeing into the future!
Literal Guy: He saw inside Future? Who's Future anyway?
Luigi: Anyways, we have to get going. But... where is the pipe?
Mover: I see no pipe in this room.
Puppy: Thank you Captain Obvious.
Literal Guy: Is Captain Obvious the same guy as Mr. Future?
Pair-a-Koopas: Hey! We see a switch on the wall here! It might activate the pipe!
Luigi: Press it! Even if it is a trap, it's not like anything bad could-
The koopas press the switch, only for the ground to cave in!
Admiral Ackbar Shaped Popsicle: IT'S A TRAP!
Luigi: When did he get here? And onto more important things, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The ground starts to cave in all around, and a giant sinkhole starts to swallow up the entire pit!
Literal Guy: SInkhole? HELP! I'm sinking!
Luigi: That is not what's going on!

Meanwhile...

Mario: ?
Kolorado: What's wrong old bean?
Roger: Don't you feel the ground shaking?
Blorf: No, because I float!
Piranhalip: I feel nothing.
Mario: WHOA! The floor is caving in!
The ground starts to fall beneath Mario's feet and eventually falls down multiple floors below!
Mario Co.: AHHHHHHHH!
Mario Co. falls down to wherever the floor stopped caving in...
Kolorado: EEEK! I'm saved! I didn't fall down, old chap! I'm getting out of here while I have the chance!
And Kolorado escapes the pit...




Luigi: Ow...
Puppy: Wake up Luigi! *licks face*
Luigi: Ew! I don't know where that tongue has been!
Puppy: I do, and I'd take a shower when you get home...
Luigi: Where are we?
Mover: We're on the 75th floor! I hear someone walking right below us actually...

One floor below...

Mario: Ugh, where are we?
Piranhalip: Canada.
Pennington: I suspect that we are in the elementary 76th floor!
Roger: Hey, where's Kolorado?
Clefto: Clefto think he escape.
Blorf: Oh, I'll go look for him up above, since I can float and all!
Roger: Hey, I can float too!
Mario: How about both of you go look for Kolorado?
Roger: Great.
Blorf: See ya'.
Roger and Blorf float up above to look for Kolorado.
Clefto: Clefto think Plumber Red Co. is small.
Bombser: Let's do a BOMB count.
Pennington: We should not count bombs!
Bombser: We should BOMB count ourselves.
Pennington: Just as I suspected!
Mario: Well Piranhalip is here-
Piranhalip: No I'm not.
Mario: Along with Bombser, Clefto, Pennington, Narrator, and myself.
Narrator: We only have five group members left... Who will be the next to go?
Bombser: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Mario Co. head down the next pipe. Let's hope the readers enjoyed this contribution...
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Lord_Ichmael posted...

Goomser returns!
... And I don't know whether to be mad or glad you skipped 30 trials.

The bosses I have planned will make up for it.
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Trial 77: Lucky sevens aren't so lucky

Mario: *falls out of pipe onto Bowser*
Bowser: RAWR! Mario! What are you doing here?
Mario: Me and my a five partners are here to BEAT YOUR YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
Bowser: O_o
Mario: Nah, we're just travelling through this pit. You aren't invinceable here, are you?
Bowser: MWHAHA! Maybe you'll find out after I stomp you!

BATTLE!
Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppx6083XP-c

Bombser Mario HP 50/50 VS Bowser HP 150/150

Mario uses Power Bounce! He steps on Bowser's horn! 1 damage to Mario!
Bombser uses Bomb! 3 damage.
Bowser uses the Star Rod! Bowser is invincible!
Mario: Dang it, you a are invincible!
Bowser: MWHAHA! Now you're finished! Goodbye forever stupid plumber!
Mario: You won't a win!

Bombser Mario HP 49/50 VS Bowser HP 147/150 [Invincible]

Mario uses the Awesome Beam! No effect.
Mario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Bowser: MWHAHA! Turns out being a beta-made Bowser has super benefits!
Bombser: So that's BOMB why the BOMB Awesome Beam doesn't BOMB work...
Bombser uses Bomb! No effect.
Bowser: Time to finish you!
Bowser jumps on Mario causing him to not only flaten out, but cause a crack in the ground to form!
Bowser: Uh...
Mario: Mama mia...
Bombser: BOMB?
Mario and Bowser start to fall down through more pits with Bombser being left behind!

Mario HP 49/50 VS Bowser HP 147/150 [Invincible]

Mario tries Awesome Beam! Nothing happens.
Bowser uses Claw Slash! 10 damage.
Mario tries Awesome Beam! Nothing happens.
Bowser uses Flame! 20 damage.
Mario drinks a soda! Nothing happens.
Bowser uses Claw Slash! 10 dama-
Just then, Merloopy, Kolorado, Roger, Blorf, and Toadbert fell onto Bowser! 0 damage.
Mario: I a thought you gusy were gone for a good?
Merloopy: Zzzzz.... Must help plumber... Zzzzzz....
Roger: We heard a whole bunch of earthquakes so we came to help!
Blorf: We're pretty far underground... Shouldn't we be at the Earth's core by now?
Toadbert: By boogity, I only left to upgrade my Gameshark!
Kolorado: Why is the turtle chap back again?
Mario: Glad you guys could a make it! Now let's take on Bowser AGAIN.
Toadbert: This calls for my new Gameshark 2.0!
Awesome Beam is hacked to Dream Beam!
Mario tries Dream Beam on Bowser! Bowser's star rod effects are gone!
Bowser: CHEATERS! This is why I never get to win!
Mario: Partners, ATTACK!
Roger: Why should we do what you say? We just saved your life! You owe me.
Blorf: CHARGE!
Blorf uses Mini Blooper Flop! 1 damage!
Blorf: At least I tried, and that's all that counts.
Mario: No it isn't! Defeat that a thing!
Blorf: Must I do all the work?
Bowser: Enough fooling around! I'll just call up my friend to bring me some extra help! HERE MARIO!
Anti-Mario comes running up to Bowser holding a Gameshark-like device.
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Mario: What the a heck is he doing with you?
Bowser: MWHAHA! I guess this beta pit couldn't cook up a beta hag Kammy, so I took this thing as my slave instead!
Toadbert: But by boogity, what's in his hands?
Bowser: You mean his little device he stole from Prof. X-Naut? Why don't I show you? I'm more of a visual learner anyway!
Bowser takes the Action Replay Machine and attaches it to the ground.
Bowser: This is what I call Action Replay. It let's me replay any event in history.
Toadbert: I actually think that's not how it works-
Bowser: Shut it Toady! I'm going to win with this!
Mario: So a why don't you use it? I'll a beat you either way.
Bowser: Look at Mr. Fancy Overalls acting all cocky!
Mario: Fancy Overalls? You obviously didn't spend you're time waiting here by creating good insults.
Bowser: With this thing, I can go back and think of a better one before you can even say "Mama mia"!
Mario: We'll a see about that!
Bowser hits a button on his Action Replay and takes the fight to space!
Bowser: My home court! I'll win here easily!
Mario: Having trouble remebering last time?
Bowser: Pshaw! I'll win either way! Now... where is the other non-beta me? He should be here...
Mario: You mean we're fighting during the time when we last fought?
Bowser: Pretty much.
Mario: Well this should be a easy!
Bowser: Why is that?
Mario: Look behind you.
Bowser turns around, only to be hit with the Giant Bowser Mech that regular Bowser used last time.
Mario: Well that was easier than expected.
Toadbert: I'll jsut transport us back to wherever we ended falling to inside that pit.
Mario: Okie-dokie!

Trial 98: The final countdown

Mario: This is a where we landed?
Clefto: We come here to meet you.
Piranhalip: Bowser won! Oh no!
Pennington: Stop lying you elementary plant!
Mario: Er, anyway, let's just a continue on. I don't think we destroyed Anti-Mario with that mech, so maybe he'll be in the next pit.
Mario Co. goes down the pipe with every member ready to fight Anti-Mario. Is he ready?










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NOTE: I know I skipped a ton of pits, however, this was taking too long, and I was running out of ideas. I have a whole bunch of posts lined up for the final pit boss, which is next. So please enjoy the rest of it, and I hope I didn't ruin it too much for you. And shame on Flamingcow for breaking the sequence of these posts >
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This is probably going to be finished tonight. Are you ready for the Anti-Mario fight?
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Flamingcow99 posted...

Luigi4President posted...

This is probably going to be finished tonight. Are you ready for the Anti-Mario fight?

No

Why?
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Trial 99: The Final Countdown- Er, Trial

Mario: You a can't move any further Anti-Mario!
Anti-Mario: A-I'm not finished a-yet!
Piranhalip: This guy is lying Mario. He must be a total wimp.
Mario: For once I a wish you were lying...
Kolorado: Too bad old bean, but this is the end of the line for you!
Old Bean: I'm too young to die!
Kolorado: Not you!
Old Bean: Oh thank you kind old koopa.
Bombser: Finally, someone BOMB who agrees!
Kolorado: NOT old!
Merloopy: Zzzzz.... Pay attention to Anti-Mario and not the old waffle... Zzzz...
Kolorado: Am I the waffle?
Toadbert: By boogity, I thought I was the waffle.
Blorf: Who's a waffle?
Narrator: Do you like waffles?
Clefto: Clefto no like Mr. Waffle.
Roger: Not Mr. Waffles, just the food.
Mario: Stop rambling!
Pennington: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Luigi!
Mario: -_-
Pennington: Er, just as I suspected?
Mario: *facepalm*
Pennington: Uh, yes. Anyway Luigi, let's destroy this Anti-Luigi and save the world!
Mario: Speaking of which, what a was your plan anyway?
Anti-Mario: A-my plan was a-to reach the bottom of this a-pit.
Bombser: BOMB why?
Anti-Mario: It a-began when I learned that the bottom of this pit can a-do this!
Anti-Mario presses a switch on the wall and the floor breaks apart from the rest of the pit rising up into the air!
Mario: What the a heck is this?
Anti-Mario: A-this is the legendary machine known in the legends told by a-the creators of this pit.
Mario: Seriously?
Anti-Mario: Nope! Prof. X-Naut a-built this pit as a last attempt to defeat a-you before he a-died.
Mario: So that crazy scientist really just wants me a dead huh?
Piranhalip: Of course not, this seems like a wonderful way to say "I love you Mario."
Pennington: I don't know who this Mario guy is, but he sure does cause us alot of elementary trouble.
Narrator: Let's take this guy down before he concurs the world and comes back to life with some generic McGruffin of Life or something.
Anti-Mario: I a-doubt something like that could ever happen.
Mario: Yeah, just ignore these partners. Now we fight!
Toadbert: But Mario! By boogity, you can't touch him!
Mario: You're right... THEN TAKE A THIS!
Mario throws a 1-up Mushroom at Anti-Mario and hits him!
Anti-Mario: NoooooooOOOOOooooooOOOoooOOoooo!
Mario: We a win!
Piranhalip: Terrible job Mario.
Clefto: Clefto getting tired of piranha.
Blorf: Well I hope the professor was kind enough to leave us a prize in the next pit.
Mario: He a better have!

Mario Co. won the One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials! They fought hard and solved puzzles, they worked together and faced grave dangers without each other, but in the end, they won it all! Mario Co. may have been the most powerful force in the entire Muchroom Kingdom. For being made of paper, they sure have ripped a ton of enemies to shreds! They faced bad puns like the one I just made, and made their own jokes along the way. So now I present the credits...

~The One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials~

Written By:

Luigi4President

And Johnman65 for wiritng only two pits. But does that really matter? Possibly.

Special Thanks To:

All the readers and people who encouraged this project. You guys really helped out.

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Mario: Thanks for reading my a story!
???: ...Heh, not if I have anything to say about it!
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Mario: What? Who are a you? And what was with that Kid Icarus reference just now?

Trial 100: The Fate of the Mushroom Kingdom

Mario: What's a going on here?
???: It's my time to steal the show! You think you could just waltz in here and win like that?
Mario: Actually I did...
???: What did you expect to be on the 100th pit?
Pennington: Just as I suspected!
???: Aw, you suspected nothing!
Pennington: Liar! I saw everything! *to himself* how did he see past my lie?
???: You know, I thought we could get past this introduction faster if I just killed you right now...
Mario: Well just a try!
???: But you should know who I am though. It's a little dark here, so I'll light the place up.
??? breathes out fire and lights various torches.
Mario: Wait... Breathes... Fire... It can't be!
Piranhalip: But it is!
???: Yes, you have found out... the true master of the pits... I AM THE DARK DRAGON!

BATTLE!
Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHaCHjEq7_4&feature=related

Kolorado Mario HP 50/50 VS The Dark Dragon HP 200/200

Mario uses Power Bounce! 6+5+4+3+2+1+1+1 (23) damage!
Kolorado uses Cowardly Scream! A Hammer Bro. falls down into the room!
Hammer Bro.: Wha- Oh hey Mario! Remember me? From Trial 25?
Mario: I think I a do...
Hammer Bro.: Well I finished all that divorce legal stuff, so now it's time to fight you!
Mario runs in front of the Dark Dragon as hammers fly past him! 20 damage to the Dark Dragon from hammers!
Hammer Bro.: Eh, you dodged them. Whatever, I have other things to do. *leaves*
Kolorado switches with Bombser!
The Dark Dragon uses Dark Flame! 30 damage!
Bombser caught on fire from the flames!

Bombser [F-f-fire!] Mario HP 20/50 VS The Dark Dragon HP 157/200

Mario uses Hammer! 7 damage!
Bombser uses Explode! 7 damage!
The Dark Dragon: Heh, sevens might not be so lucky for you...
The Dark Dragon uses Dark Claw! 7 damage!
Mario: Woo, almost got a finished off there...
The Dark Dragon: Sorry, I was going for lucky sevens.
Bombser: That's BOMB stupid.
Bombser switches with Toadbert!

Toadbert Mario HP 13/50 VS The Dark Dragon HP 143/200

Mario uses Healium! +15 HP!
Toadbert uses Book Bash! 3 damage!
Mario: Why no a Gameshark?
Toadbert: I... don't actually know by boogity...
The Dark Dragon uses Dark Flame! 27 damage!
Mario: Wouldn't be a final boss without a one HP joke would it?
Toadbert switches with Merloopy!

Merloopy Mario HP 1/50 VS The Dark Dragon HP 140/200

Mario uses the Rock Star! Mario is stoned! Well, not in the sense of- Whatever, you know what I mean.
Merloopy uses Crystal Ball Throw! It misses!
Mario: How could you miss something that a huge?
Merloopy: Zzzzz...
Roger replaces Merloopy!
The Dark Dragon uses Dark Claw! Mario remains unharmed!
The Dark Dragon: Dang. Well no matter, I'll still beat you...

Roger Mario HP 1/50 VS The Dark Dragon HP 140/200

Mario uses Pray! Nobody heard his cry for help...
Roger: Hey Mario! This isn't Giygas, this is the Dark Dragon! We've beat him before!
Mario: He's just too strong this time...
Roger uses Invis! Mario turns invisible for once!
Mario: Thanks!
Roger: No problem.
The Dark Dragon uses Dark Flame! Roger is severly burnt!
Roger: Heh, not my first time being on fire. I'm used to it now.
Clefto switches with Roger!
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