The One Hundred Pit Shaped Pits of Generic Trials

I did get up to Pennington. Then it froze again. I'll check later if it saved.
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Trial 13: Sorry, we're against fighting here *closes topic*

Mario:*comes out of pipe* So who a is a here to a fight a?

Kolorado: Old bean, that's too many "a's"

Mario: Maybe a it's a not a enough a!

???: HEEEEEEEELLLLOOOOOO!

Merloopy: Zzzzz...

???: I said HEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOO!

Mario: Sorry, she sleeps alot. So want to fight now?

???: Nope, I, King K. does not fight! We play games!

Mario: Okay?

King K.: All righty! This game is the game of mystery and mayham! Contestants!

Mario's ten partners are standing on what look like to be trap doors.

King K.: Nice! The goal of this game is to answer each question based on your SSOoGP andventures! ARE YOU REAAAAAAADY?

Mario: Uh-huh!

King K.: For every question you get wrong, a partner will fall to THEIR DEATH!

Mario: AHH!

Kolorado: EEEK!

King K.: Just kidding! They'll just be seriously maimed or injuried.

Mario: O_o

King K.: Don't worry about the details! First question: What does the Sun Star do?

Mario: Umm.... eh..... aren't these multiple choice questions?

King K.: Of course!

Mario: Yay!

King K.: NOT!

Mario: Aww!

King K.: Out of time! The correct answer was that the sun star deals 10 damage to all enemies, but because of the Sun's failed state, it fails 80% of the time.

Mario: Wow it so useless I forgot.

King K.: Question 2: What does the Movie Star do?

Mario: Oh come on!

King K.: Sorry, it doesn't do "oh come on"

Mario: Not what I meant!

King K.: That means 2 partners have fallen to their death.

Mario: Who?

King K.: Merloopy and Piranhalip.

Mario: Nooooo!

King K.: Question 3: What does the K in my last name stand for?

Mario: Um, koopa?

King K.: Sorry, Koopa was what we were looking for.

Mario: I said koopa.

King K.: Need capitalization here.

Mario: Grr... looks like Toadbert is gone.

King K.: Here's a bonus question! This will cost you 6 partners if you fail! Question 4: Why is Pennington banned from Shiver City?

Mario: How should I know?

Pennington: LUIGI! I told you that elementary story in the Ploy Box!

Mario: Sorry! I give up!

*Pennington, Narrator, Kolorado, and Bombser are gone*

King K.: Question 5: This one is to win the game! If not though, all of your partners are GONE! So, what is Kolorado's Wife's true name?

Mario: Oh crap....

King K.: Sorry!Kolorado's Wife's name is not "oh crap", speaking of which, who would name their kid that?

Mario's partners Blorf, Roger, and Clefto all fall down*

King K.: You lose!

Mario: Noo! So what happens to me?

King K.: I guess we can do a trap door for you.

*Mario falls through a trap door*

King K.: Goodnight folks! See ya next time on, ONE HUNDERED PIT SHAPED PITS OF GENERIC TRIALS!
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Done. I guess I made it obvious anyway lol.

So does anyone know King K.'s question's answers?
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Kirby321 posted...

Question 4: Why is Pennington banned from Shiver City?

???

Question 5: So, what is Kolorado's Wife's true name?

"Oh crap"? Nah, jk.

Konnecticut? Idk XD

kolorado's Wife's true name is Kolorado's Wife. Lol at Konnecitcut though!

Pennington was banned from Shiver City becasuse of a story someone told (I looked for the most obscure question). Pennington stole a cookie from the cookie jar from Mayor Penguin. He was exiled.
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Mario: Hurray, now we're in jail.

Pennington: This is exactly where we want to be! Heroes always get thrown into the enemy prison before they save the day.

Mario: How would you know that?

Pennington: I read lots of Herringway mysteries. That's where I got all my detectivizing techniques.

Mario: All three of them.

Pennington: Well, technically four if you count the "pretend you're the criminal so the real criminal gets confused and admits it" technique.

Mario: That's about the worst technique I've ever heard.

Pennington: It works occasionally. Like in the case of the Shiver City Burglary. Actually, no that didn't turn out so well.


FLASHBACK!


*Shiver City*

Mayor Penguin: Who stole the cookies from the Shiver City community cookie jar?

Random Penguin #34: Not me!

Random Penguin #21: Definitely not me.

Pennington: It was me!

Mayor Penguin: How could you!? You have been exiled from Shiver City to live your life on a train!

Pennington: B-but, I was just kidding! It was just a joke!

Mayor Penguin: LEAVE COOKIE-SNATCHER!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Pennington: No! How could you do this to me!!!!??? What am I ever to do????


UNFLASHBACK!


Mario: Wow, that's a pretty sad story.

Pennington: Well I sort of exaggerated on a couple parts. I just got a slap on the flipper actually.


A Shy Guy guard marches in front of the cell door.


Guard Guy: Quiet down in there, prisoners!

Pennington: Oh Guard Guy! Could you let us out?

Guard Guy: Of course not!

Pennington: I have some very elementary business to attend to.

Guard Guy: Like what?

Pennington: Let me out and you'll see!

Guard Guy: …fine.

Pennington: You will!?

Guard Guy: Pssh no! Of course not. Dictator Guy would cut my salary! I wouldn't be able to feed my family! We'd have to move out of our home! Sell our dog! My kids would be crushed!!!

Pennington (crying): Th-that's s-s-s-so sad…this kind of stuff doesn't belong in a kid's game.

Guard Guy: So basically there's no way I'm letting you out. And don't even try to grab my keys from my back pocket. Because I don't have back pockets in this uniform!

Pennington: Hm, that'll make things more difficult. I'll figure something out, don't you worry.

Posted from key_of_destiny0 . Took forever to find again btw. Gotta love Pennington
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Trial 14: Johnman likes to spoil these trials for everyone else...

Mario: AAHHHH! *falls from trap door* *lands on partners*

Toadbert: By boogity, you have a bad memory if you can't remember those answers.

Pennington: True my dear Luigi, those answers were so elementary!

Mario: They were so random though! And generic!

Kolorado: Old bean, who are we fighting today?

???: Hehehe it's me! The Shadow! I'm back with more HP, FP, persistancy, and stupidity!

Mario: *facepalm*

Mario takes his hammer and knocks The Shadow away!

Piranhalip: How easy.

The Shadow comes back!

The Shadow: That's why persistancy is great!

BATTLE!

Clefto Mario HP 50/50 VS The Shadow HP 9/9

The Shadow: Yeah! I'm super duper powerful now!

Mario uses Hammer! The Shadow takes no damage!
Clefto uses Bash! The Shadow takes no damage!

The Shadow uses Call for backup! Goomba joined the fight!

Clefto Mario HP 50/50 VS The Shadow HP 9/9 Goomba HP 2/2

Mario uses the Sun Star! The Sun has had awhile to rest so it works more often, but it still missed!
Clefto uses Bash! Goomba is defeated!

The Shadow uses CHAOS CONTROL! Just kidding, this isn't that shadow.

Clefto Mario HP 50/50 VS The Shadow HP 9/9

Mario uses the Movie Star! It grows in size and hits The Shadow! The Shadow takes 9 damage! The Shadow is defeated!

END BATTLE! Mario got 1 star point and 7 coins.

The Shadow: *Arnold accent* I'll be back!

The Shadow leaves and a pipe appears.

Mario: How a easy was a he!

Merloopy: Zzzzzz.... Mr. Waffles has stolen the syrup ceptor...zzzzz..

Narrator: That's one weird dream.

Mario: You can say that again!

Mario and co. go down the pipe to trial 15. What enemy will be there? Stay tuned!
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From SSOoGP. Notice Dictator Guy was there too.

PS. Check out the Awards topic for your nominations!
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Johnman65 posted...
Luigi4President posted...
Trial 14: Johnman likes to spoil these trials for everyone else...

:'(

I was kidding! Just kidding!
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