Trial 23: A New Narrator.
Mario: *generic opening* We need a new Narrator?
Narrator: They aren't replacing me...
???: FIGHT!
FIGHT!
Mario: Isn't it "BATTLE!"?
Oh...
BATTLE!
Clefto & Mario: 50/50 HP
???: Square root of -1/1 HP
Mario: Square root of -1? What's that?
Clefto: How Clefto know? Clefto not math guy!
???: The square root of -1 is... something...
Mario used hammer! 6 damage! ??? is defeated!
Mario: Okay...
??? #2: NOO! NOT MARTY! WHY MUST YOU KILL CRUDE DUDES!?
BATTLE!
Merloopy & Mario: 50/50 HP
Crude Dude #2: 500/500 HP!
Mario: 0.0
Mario uses the Rock Star! He is now a rock! Be a rock, Mario. A ROCK!
Clefto: Clefto move rock!
Clefto who appeared from nowhere used Move Rock! it failed, since it isn't even one of his attacks...
Merloopy: Zzzzz.... Peace in Sausage Kingdom.... Zzzzz
Merloopy, who is actually in the batle, used Crystal Ball Throw! It hits the pipe Mario came out of and hits Crude Dude #2 for 499 damage!
Rock Mario: 0.0 ...
Crude Dude #2 uses Stab! 0 damage to Rock Mario!
Merloopy & Mario: 50/50 HP
Crude Dude #2: 1/500 HP
Mario uses Jump! 3 + 3 damage to Crude Dude #2!
Crude Dude #2: NOOoOOOoOOO!
Mario: Thanks, Merloopy!
Merloopy: Zzzzz... Oh no! Mr. Wafles stole the amulet again! ...Zzzzz
Mario: I wonder where Anti-Mario is?
Mario see's Anti-Mario go down the pipe!
Mario: *Goes down pipe*
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