Things that make little or no sense in Resident Evil 4

That merchant. How does he keep following Leon about? How did he travel so fast from place to place whilst unpacking and propping up his little shops? How did he get on the island? How does he get to each place before Leon?

Why doesn't he nab the ammo, herbs, and other items that are sometimes literally laying right beside to him on some chest of draws, mantle pieces? Then he lets Leon sell them to him. Why does he do that? Also why doesn't the merchant accept credit, debit cards, or cheques?

Why doesn't he kill you but others do? Why does Leon trust him? He's got a evil laugh and cackles. Got evil eyes, and cloak. The Merchant can give Leon exploding guns or poisoned first aid sprays to kill Leon for all we know. Then claim bounty prize for a high price. Why doesn't he do deal with the bad guys for cash?

Why doesn't he try to sell stuff to Ashley as well? "Ha Ha got some good things stranger! What are yer buyin?" Shows off a selection of perfume, Jewells, and makeup. Also why doesn't he react when you kill Ashley, point guns at him, or throw grenades next to his feet?

Why doesn't Leon have cash on him already? Why doesn't Leon already wear bullet proof vests? Why isn't he packed to the teeth with guns? Why is the merchants guns better than an agent's sent by a US government to rescue the president's daughter? Why can't Leon pick up enemies weapons like the huge Gatling guns? How does he take out weaponry and items from his briefcases so quickly in the game?

Why does Leon sound like a Tusken Raider when he gets killed? Why does he scream when he has a triple blade through his head? Why do bosses leave notes around? Why does Leon use type writers? Why does he type game saves and progress? Why do herbs heal you to full strength when Leon is clubbed, shot, bitten, beaten, stabbed, sliced, ect ect but doesn't cure him from the parasite inside him? How come Leon has all these horrible animations but we don't see mutilated or decapitated Ashley? She hardly even bleeds that much?

What is the deal with the Suits of Armour? I've seen no virus or Las Plagus that causes that. How come Leon loses Ashley when she is carried off by an enemy through certain doors and not others? Including when Leon standing right next to those doors himself. Not hard to open it up and give chase. When does Leon go to the toilet? I'd find it hard to hold for 22 hours in that situation.

Why couldn't the mob just stay surrounding the house where Leon was holed up until more backups came like bosses, trolls, and even more villagers? Don't give Leon villagers and monsters bits by bits. Released the whole lot on him at once!

Geeesh I'm getting bored. I can't be bothered to find any more. I love the game though. It's so cheesy and fun. The amount of time I wished Leon would just fricken shoot boss characters straight up in the head instead of listening to their long winded speeches and letting them escape or leave.

Does anyone else find it rather funny when Leon falls on his knees and forgets his surroundings after Ashley is killed? There could be regenerators standing literally right in front of him and he falls to his knees murmurs "Oh no".

Take the charging car bit as an example. I left Ashley in front as the car headed my way. When she got killed Leon forgot about the car heading towards him still. He just fell to his knees and is like "Oh No." Come on Ashley is dead but at least still show some self awareness Leon!!! In the gameover screen I can still hear Leon yell out in pain where he got killed by the car afterwards. Should of looked where your're going pal.