........meh

• 11Nov 06

  Sexy Time

  "My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, is nice!"

  "My wife is dead?......High Five!!!!!"

  "Why you call police? Did retard escape?"

  I guess what im trying to say here is.......

  "Very nice how much"

  • Posted Nov 11, 2006 9:04 am PT
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• 28Oct 06

  The Hot List (did u make it? find out!)

  Kirsten Dunst: hot

  Maria Sharapova: hotter

  Jessica Alba: f***ing bangin!!!

  T.O. : sucks

  Jarhead: crappy movie

  Saving Private Ryan: better movie

  Gas prices: still outragious

  Monkeys: amazing

  Porn: also amazing

  Monkey Porn: strangly disturbing

  Samuel L Jackson: the man

  Johney Depp: also the man

  Clerks 2: funny

  Quinten Tarintino: crazy

  System of a Down: awesome band

  Wolfmother: another awesome band

  Pearl Jam: the greatest band ever

  Drawn Together: retarded show

  South Park: funniest animated show on TV

  The Simpsons: rides 2nd to South Park untill they clean up they're act

  Woodstock: hippys!!!

  Halo: best game out there

  Republicans: wrong

  Global Warming: sucks

  Paris Hilton: sucks

  Me Getting Kicked Out of Gamespot For Offending People: priceless

  ...for everything else theres Master Card

  Master Card commericals: amusing

   

  • Posted Oct 28, 2006 1:49 pm PT
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• 18Oct 06

  Smoke on the Water

  So its come to this, the last dance. For all your support and all your kindness....it comes to this. Why, you might ask, or I pretend you ask. Whats the point? Theres no need for this, nobody cares anymore, its just wasting my time....hang on......hello?......yes im buissy right now!....no no no im not doing that......NO.....why?....alright, alright good point......no, you cant tell Niel Patrick Harris to suck my left n** cause im not doing it!......ok...ok....yeah, thanks.....just put something together real quick...see you at home baby.....sorry, my wife Jessica Alba was just informing me on my commercial status. So where were we...umm....crap, i forget. The point is you can all go.....Damnit Boxy! Get down from there!....No! No! dont you point at me....dont you point! Okay, whatever, just go ahead and light up....yeah, yeah thanks for commenting by the way. Well, now i will bid you f***ing adu......

  • Posted Oct 18, 2006 1:24 pm PT
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