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• 3Apr 08

  South Park, Max Payne & Movies

  As some of you might know, or not, I'm a massive fan of South Park, and Season 12 has been awesome so far. I can't say I was that big a fan of the Britney episode but the rest have been good, they're on another level compared to the other animation shows in my opinion, although I do like American Dad also.

  The most recent episode was a nice little dig at the WGA, and it also had some of the Internet's most popular stars, which I thought was quite funny. One thing I have noticed though is that they seem to be ditching the straight comedy, in favour of episodes with a more serious tone and only a little humour, which I have liked, as it's more a dig at culture and society, which no other show is doing, so it's quite refreshing.

  Anyway, on to my next point. Some of you may know that a Max Payne movie is being made, when I first heard about this, as a huge MP fan, it was an orgasmic feeling, that was until of course, I looked at the cast list... Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne, oh dear **** God, he's one of the worst actors ever, he's been **** in everything he's been in. I just know this Movie is going to fail, big time.

  Why is it so hard to make a movie out of a game? Not one has been good (unless someone can prove me wrong on that) and why is that? Because they always have the worst staff imaginable. Can't they for once have a good staff working on them so we can have a decent movie tie in? Please?

  Benco

  • Posted Apr 3, 2008 8:40 pm PT
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• 29Mar 08

  Girlfriends, Games & A Dilemma

  Ok, so here's the deal, my brother has recently got a girlfriend, and every weekend he goes to see her. What's the problem I hear you ask, well, this could lead to a Dilemma, as written in the topic title, see what I did there? Yeah? I incorparated the topic title, aren't I a good writer?

  Anyway, as I was saying, this could be a problem, because there's only a window of 4 hours to play games after he comes home from work before he goes to sleep, but he spends majority of that time catching up on what's been going down on the Internet. So this is where I link the story, if there's only a max of 4 hours game playing on weekdays, but he spends that time on the PC, then the only gaming time would be the weekends right? But as mentioned before, he goes to see his girlfriend then, so that time to taken up.

  So where does this leave me you might be asking, well, if he's not spending his time gaming, then there's less chance of him buying games, because what would the motivation be, apart from buying the games for me to play, which of course isn't going to happen.

  The only way to solve all this of course is to kill his girlfriend, but I'm not that kind of guy, so I guess I'll have to come up with another solution, a solution that doesn't involve me paying for them....

  • Posted Mar 29, 2008 8:34 pm PT
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• 27Mar 08

  Tagged, 5 Things & Level 20

  Ok, So I've been tagged by StarFox-Elite I was hoping that I'd be too unknown to be tagged, but I think a certain Swannzie has played a part in this.

  Anyway, here's 5 useless facts about myself for your boredom.

  1. This is the first time I've been tagged, and hopefully it's the last.

  2. I've never won anything in my life, I guess I'm just an unlucky sod, as evident by this tagging

  3. I live in England, and hopefully I plan to leave one day.

  4. I'd love to go Japan, mainly for the hot asian women but also the culture looks good.

  5. Erm, I'm a big fan of all things Max Payne related, as my avatar suggests.

  I suppose I have to tag 5 other people now, erm, I choose (not said in a Pokemon way) hmm, everyone has been tagged already, so I'll skip that part.

  Anyway, on to my final point, I've hit the dreaded level 20 mark, I've been told that it's a test of commitment, so I'll be working my hardest to level up, at least the level name is cool though

  Regards

  • Posted Mar 27, 2008 3:05 pm PT
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