What will he say next? No one knows, as only he who knows will laugh last. Or will you laugh? Maybe you will cry, cry like the little girl baby you are!

• 9Oct 06

  Enter inside the deep unknown into a blog that will be my beginning.

  HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO out there in TVLand! 'Tis I, brand new with my newest profile on any site. I hope to be bringing you (and you know who you are!) with the latest info in my present timeframe on the year of our Lord 2006.
  
  First, let me introduce myself to your tiny, insignificant being. I am Cloudless Sky, protector of the weak, defender of the rich, and most of all, a proscranitor and lazy ass that took me months to create a profile here.
  
  My age, you ask? How dare you ask me my age! I oughta slug you for asking such a thing! It is very rude in this American culture where age is more hidden than sexual preference! Fine, I will allow myself to tell you all my current age of my being. I am 8474348.8 minutes old at the time of writing this. What? You people don't like doing a little conversion problem? Fine, dammit, you bunch of lazy people. I am 5884.97 days old at the time of writing. There, that should be easier for you people.
  
  Go to math class, god dammit!
  
  My height? What kind of stupid question is that? No one cares about height online. Only someone who is that interested in me would ask such a thing.
  
  Wait... are you interested in me? If so call 867-5309, and ask for Mr. Halbooriagonooga.
  
  My weight? MY WEIGHT?! That is the most insensitive question to ask someone online and the stupidest. We all know that anyone who goes on the internet for any time automatically gains 15 lbs. It's a proven fact. Technology has that effect, it's like the nerds are sending their fat into you so they can be less fat. Because, you all know how fat computer nerds are.
  
  Nah, I'm not that big. Thank you, Dance Dance Revolution!!!
  
  My innterests? What the hell is wrong with you people?! I am on a freakin' gaming site! Use your heads, dumbass!
  
  Fine, since you asked, I will write down all my gaming platforms:
  Gamecube, Nintendo 64, Virtual Boy, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, Game Boy Advance SP, Nintendo DS Lite, Playstation 2, Playstation, Xbox, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Genesis, Sega Nomad, Sega Gamegear, Atari Jaguar, and Pong.  I think that is all. Tell me if I missed one!
  
  Well, it seems I'm running out of questions to ask myself and then yell back for asking them. Sometimes I hurt me. Well, I have only written 1 game review (Kingdom Hearts II, 8.2) and that was on Tagworld, but I have played many games and reviewed them in my head. Well, maybe this time I can write a review or two for Gamespot. Who knows, it might just be the most awesome review anyone has ever read or written and blow the crap out of the ones that do it for a living. More likely the community will sprun me for creating and posting such crap on the high and mighty Gamespot.
  
  Well, it seems I must bid you all goodbye. Will I be back for another blog? Who knows. Will I be there to the baby rolling down the hill in a basket? Maybe. Will I ever stop time and cause massive chaos in the world? I might. Will I cause panic in the future as sects of my religion argue over what I taught? I think so. Will any of these ever happen? Maybe the blog one.
  
  Goodnight everybody!
  
  • Posted Oct 9, 2006 7:24 pm PT
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