Im probably going to stop blogging cuz I got nothing good to put here...

• 14Jul 07

  Have to say something

  LarryF53 though not my first friend, though should have been if you know our real life how we know eachother, was the one who inspired me to write my modern vs.oldschool games, so just anyone who coments on my blogs go read his after plz and coment
  • Posted Jul 14, 2007 12:39 am PT
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• 14Jul 07

  Good ol' Chuck Norris

  Theres realy not much to say about him other than a few keyword: Big, Scary, 67, Kill, Death, and Jokes. Hes got tons of jokes about him, though He seems all sensitive deep down hes a killer and heres some fun facts about him, heres chuck norrises favorite fun facts: (most were copied and pasted some might have numbers by them others might not)

  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

  ChuckNorris does not sleep. He waits.

  Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

  There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.

  When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.

  Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

  Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

  There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

  Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

  Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

  Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

  Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

  Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

  Heres one I came up with.

  Chuck Norris dog knows 3 tricks only Play Dead, Lie Down and Shake

  Some of these are kinda inapropreit or something... dont say I didnt warn you

  1. When a tsunami happens, it's because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.
  2. Chuck Norris poops light sabers.
  3. Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.
  4. Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.
  6. Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.
  7. Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.
  8. Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
  9. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
  10. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
  11. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  12. When Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.
  13. If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer, he'd strangle you gracefully with his tutu. And then himself.
  14. Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
  15. Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.
  16. The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.
  17. Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel.
  18. Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
  19. Even Chuck Norris can't believe nobody Chuck Norrised this guy a long time ago.

  Random ones: Possibly stay away if your realy sensitive to inaproprerererereeeeeeit stuff, still cant spell that anyway if you are possibly dont, again if you I didnt warn you I will sik Chuck Norris on you!

  A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

  Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.

  chuck norris once wrestled four bears at one time with his bare hands. why? because they asked for his autograph

  At a party one time, Some people who obviosly didnt know Chuck Norris, made fun of his beard. There were no survivors.

  Many don't know this, but Peter Jackson is coming out with a sequel to "King Kong" known as "Chuck Norris". He's currently having trouble finding other cast members.

  Saddam hid in a hole beacause he heard they were sending in chuck norris

  -Portraits close their eyes when Chuck Norris looks at them.

  -Chuck Norris doesn't have a reflection.

  -Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow, light avoids him at all costs.

  -Chuck Norris is the only thing a black hole can't suck in.

  Another one I came up with

  There are 3 synonyms of pain I can think of: Suffering Agony and Chuck Norris

  More random ones:

  CHUCK NORRIS died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that CHUCK NORRIS

  Chuck Norris does not drive cars, cars drive Chuck Norris.

  Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

  There is no such thing as a hurricane, it's just Chuck Norris sneezing

  When chuck norris dies his bones will cure aids... too bad chuck norris will never die.

  In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

  Well hope you like em, and the ones I came up with I thought of they might exist but as I was copying/pasting I thought of them SO no Copier, Poser Etc coments

  I realy gotta get back on topic of my original blogging content, I will eventauly

  • Posted Jul 14, 2007 12:33 am PT
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• 21May 07

  SC II anounced AHHHHH I MUST HAVE IT

   (rewrite)

  WOW, I watched all the gameplay videos, the new units looked cool. The Stalker the Lings still look realy cool the new Dragoons Immortals and I always forget the name of that the thing that shoots lazers

  • Posted May 21, 2007 4:14 pm PT
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