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• 26Mar 11

  Just another Rebecca Black's parody

  Look what I found in the wonderful world of you tube! lawl.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NCFa2sXvB8 These guys are pretty hillarious.

  • Posted Mar 26, 2011 1:45 am GMT
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• 21Apr 10

  I've been wanting to post one of these in awhile....

  I had it build up in my head for awhile, what to write and whatnot. Now that I'm here in the front of this white blank pages, my memory went blank as well *sigh* I feel like an old man, sometimes I got this random memory blank, so weird. Maybe because I think too much or too much stressed, meh either one. Speaking of old man, everytime I come here to GS (to OT especially) I always feel like an old man I mean most people on my friend list are nowhere to be seen. I know most of them splinter into making a separate forum (That I btw need to check out) Maybe its a sign for me as well that I need to move on?

  
  
  

  Gaming wise, I've been playing MW2 quite a lot on PS3, maybe a tad too much I have to admit haha! And of course FIFA 10! But then my PS3 HDD got busted! FML! However I look forward to buying GTA Episodes from liberty city & Heavy Rain. I certainly do hope that Quantic Dream make more games, always love their work. I also been to a lot of concert lately, got hang out with Yeah Yeah Yeahs & Metric as well, so that wasn't so bad at all haha!

  
  
  

  Lately I also been listening to:
  
  She & Him - Volume Two

  
  
  

  
  Pop Levi - The Return To Form Black Magick Party LP

  
  
  

  AND

  
  
  

  
  Astrud Gilberto - I Haven't Got Anything Better to Do LP (1969)

  
  
  

  I also still need to fix my PS3 HDD though, thanks to that bloody patches that kill my PS3! Damn you Sony! But oh I love you so Sony.

  
  
  

  For some reason I expect anyone aren't going to read this, but meh whatever I'm writing this for myself.

  • Posted Apr 21, 2010 11:14 am GMT
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• 7Feb 07

  3 Minute MBA....old but still good

  Lesson 1:
  
  
  A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
  
  
  Moral of the story: If you share critical information
  pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
  
  
  
  
  Lesson 2:
  
  
  A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
  Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
  
  
  
  Lesson 3:
  
  
  
  A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I' ll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
  
  
  Moral of the story: Always let your boss hav e the first say.
  
  
  
  Lesson 4:
  
  
  An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
  saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
  The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
  below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
  the rabbit and ate it.
  
  
  
  Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
  
  
  
  Lesson 5:
  
  
  A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
  
  
  Moral of the story: Bull Crap might get you to the top,
  
  but it won't keep you there!
  
  
  
  Lesson 6:
  
  
  A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
  froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
  there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
  lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually t hawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
  
  
  
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  Moral of the story:
  
  (1) Not everyone who Crap's on you is your enemy
  
  (2) Not everyone who gets you out of the Crap is your friend
  
  (3) And when you're in deep Crap , it's best to keep your mouth shut!
  • Posted Feb 7, 2007 4:36 pm GMT
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