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• 2Oct 08

  Okay, uh.....

  So I fell asleep in front of my television at around 10 PM tonight for about five minutes. When I nodded off it was 1-0 Dodgers. When I woke up it was 5-0 Dodgers, in the same inning, and the Cubs had committed about a half dozen errors.

  Yeah.

  You know, uh... this doesn't bug me terribly since I'm a Sox fan and merely witnessing this as an outsider, but back in the bad 'ol days even the Red Sox would wait a couple rounds before pulling something like this. But this wasn't a clinching game, right? Right.

  • Posted Oct 2, 2008 11:21 pm PT
  • Category: Sports
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• 30Sep 08

  *Climbs on soapbox*

  Voting for someone "because they look like you" is the worst, dumbest possible mistake you can possibly make as a voter. It's absolutely the shallowest, most vapid reason to pick any candidate. Does anyone understand that? Anyone who spent even the slightest amount of time looking into what Sarah Palin did before she was spirited into this goddamn circus would be able to see what an awful choice she would be. Have you ever listened to her talk? She can barely form a sentence unless it's been fed to her by a team of handlers. Being stupid and in charge isn't "folksy," it's downright dangerous. I thought we'd figured that out by now. And living kinda sorta near Russia doesn't make you a foreign policy expert. If that's the case, then I get to be Vice President because I'm sorta near Canada.

  But I suppose I've been mislead and she's actually the next Einstein. DAMN LIBERAL MEDIA. Whatever that is. I have a theory that perhaps she's being focused on so darn much because she was picked to be an attention magnet, and her opponent, no matter how much smarter/gaffe-prone, has the personality of driftwood. Or isn't a pitbull with lipstick or whatever. Perhaps the mean 'ol media picks on her so much because she was brought in to get everyone's attention and they just so happened to notice how hideously unqualified she is. Maybe it isn't the gaffes that make her so terrible a choice, maybe it's because she turned out to be a total dunderhead and the MEDIA is getting all over it because someone wants to hear about it. I dunno. Personally I don't like her is what I meant to say.

  Also, I keep calling her "Sandrah" for some reason. Why is that?

  Okay, I don't need the box anymore. Have a nice week folks!

  • Posted Sep 30, 2008 11:54 pm PT
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• 30Sep 08

  A fun story.

  Okay, so here's a fun story that I'll post while I try to think of the proper way to articoolate mah thoughts about world affairs and so on:

  I was at Friendly's the other day (shutup I can like Friendly's) and was in the process of checking out, when... what did I spot coming in but the fattest guy in the world and his even fatter girlfriend? I mean he was fat. Remember how people used to call Jeff fat when they didn't like his reviews? Well this guy was fatter, and his girlfriend was fatter still. BUT. They were dressed entirely in black. Head to toe. Black clothes, black shoes, their hair was even black. And she had black lipstick on. He was covered in tattoos, all over himself. Up and down his arms. I tried to get a good look at them for bragging about this encounter on the Internet, most of them appeared to be skulls and crap. But here's the best part:

  He was wearing a huge "9/11=INSIDE JOB" shirt, all spelled out in Impact font. It said the same thing on the back. And it had a link to some website that I'm not going to give away here. And she was carrying a baby. I dunno if they stole it from someone or not. Poor kid.

  Also, I've been wondering what two people like this would be doing at Friendly's?

  • Posted Sep 30, 2008 12:04 am PT
  • Category: Nature
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