This is about my dealings with that god damn fricken old lady that lives down the road. It all start when one day she threw a god damn pineapple at me. I was in a coma for 3 weeks.

• 12Feb 08

  Blog is very fun

  Still no word on the origin of Blog Sooo...
  Its That time...
  The Chronicle of The Pineapple Lady
  PT.2
  Today was the third time this week that I had come home from school covered in pineapple. And it was only monday! Something had to be done. I had to finish this stuff with the Old Lady. So, wiping the pineapple off my face, I got into my old clothes from the secret service and I said bye to my kids, my final goodbye, perhaps. All I had to do to get her attention was simply to walk past her house, and I was ready for the showdown! Although I left my make-up and Masamune on pluto I knew exactly how to take her down. With a....

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  Blender!!! YES ITS FOOLPROOF!!! So I walked to her house and sure enough 'BANG' a pineapple smashed into the car next to me. I used all my Ninja-Taichi-Plumber martial arts on her but time was running out. If I didn't pull out the blender soon I was a goner. She had a pineapple in hand....3...2...1 there she goes, I quickly whipped out the blender and........

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  MY PLAN HAD SUCCEEDED!!!! I yelled out 'HA! I am victorious!' and her response was 'GooGoofakdooberrodderbigbandshimmycoco
  nutpowersaregrowing!!!!' What the **** was that??? I was puzzled, but then I saw it, A ****ing coconut, A ****ING COCONUT!!! I threw the blender and ran but she was too fast. 23 coconuts later and i was down and out. I crawled back to my house, my final word before passing out from blood loss "I'll get you Old Pineapple-Coconut Lady, one day, I'll get you.........

  • Posted Feb 12, 2008 6:00 pm GMT
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• 12Mar 07

  Blog is fun! (The chronicles of TOPL)

  Who the hell came up with the word 'blog' anyway? So...
  The Chronicles of the Pineapple Lady
  PT.1
  So I got all dolled up and I decided to go back to pluto cause I left my kids there so I needed to catch the AeroBus but guess what, the bus stop was right in front of the goddamn Old Lady that throws pineapples at me. Jeez i didn't need anymore fricken pineapples i already got 16 last week, but i had to go or intergalactic child services would be all over me. I didn't want that so I got my stealth equipment that I had left over from my work in the secret service and I proceeded to the bus stop carefully. I was almost there and all of a sudden 'BANG!' my side of my head was covered in pineapple excrements. I ran as fast as I counld but sure enough the crazy old lady got me 12 times. Jesus Christ I will get her one day.....
  • Posted Mar 12, 2007 9:10 pm GMT
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